Well folks. The
end is near, at least for Bill Compton. He has chosen the True Death. His fate.
Jessica and Sookie have not accepted that and are super pissed at him. Sookie
bitch slaps him, and Jessica asks Bill to release her. He does. Jessica is
comforted by Pam (of all people) who tells her, “If your crying ruins my
jacket, you’re payin’ for it sweetheart.” Of course, Sookie turns to Eric.
Paying a visit
to Sam, Jessica and Sookie find it empty. Sam is gone, cleared out. He did leave her a letter saying that while
he’s not sure if Nicole is right or wrong about the town, what he does know is
that loves her, and isn’t missing out at having his child. He invites her to
visit them in Chicago. Two pair then go to Bellefleurs, and not only Arlene,
Lafayette and his boy toy, James. Faye asks Sookie if she’s all right, and she
announces that Sam is gone. She gives
Andy the letter from Sam, which only says “I resign.”
James apologizes
to Jessica, and she confesses that she really doesn’t know much about him. She
apologizes to him for not caring enough to ask about those things, and wants to
know if he’s happy. He says he is, and she leaves.
Bridget is
arguing with Hoyt about the kid issue. She’s not happy, and asks about the
googlie-eyed, red-headed vampire. He says he didn’t know her, but knew her
maker and he went to the clinic to donate some blood for Vampire Bill. Just
when Bridget is about to forgive and forget, Jessica knocks on the door calling
for Hoyt. Bridget answers, Jessica apologizes for showing up, says she knows
him but he doesn’t know her, and came to tell Hoyt about their past together.
Saying they were happy, but she fucked it up, Bridget is standing in the
background pissy and complaining – throwing down the ultimatum that if Hoyt
walks out to talk to Jessica, they are through. Annnnnd, out the door goes
Hoyt! YAY! 
Jessica tells
Hoyt that Bill wouldn’t drink the cure, released her as his progeny, and he was
the first man that she ever loved. She didn’t know where to go, and he was the
only one she wanted to be with, even if it’s selfish. Hoyt says he doesn’t
care, and wants to hear the “story of us” and pulls her into his arms. AWWW!! Jessica
says she was young and immature, homeschooled sheltered girl that suddenly
became a vampire and before she could figure out who she was and what she
wanted, she met Hoyt. She goes on to tell him that he saved her life twice –
once with Violet, and now, giving her hope. He lets her heal him with her vampy
magic blood, and the two seriously reconnect.
Meanwhile, Jason
answers a phone call from Bridget, who asks him to get her. Telling him that
the red head showed up and he left, Jason goes out the door and off to Bridge. He
pulls up all lights and sirens, and when he gets out of the car, Hoyt belts him
in the face! Guess he wasn't fully over that whole "your BFF slept with your girl" thing, huh? He wakes up with Bridget driving his cop car to take him to the
hospital. Instead, she convinces him to go back to his place, and he says
they’re not having sex tonight. She’s surprised that he would ask, “I just broke up with my
boyfriend. Why would you even think I was going to have sex with you?” and he says “trust me, it needed to be
said.” Such a stupid stud muffin, that one.
Back at his
place, she’s trying to book a flight back to Alaska, and Jason gets on the
phone doin’ his Southern charm thingie with the telephone agent to get her a
flight back home. Ever the gentleman, he lets her sleep in his room while he is
in the living room, icing first his face, then his balls. LOL!
Bridget comes
out and they start talking about Hoyt. Jason retells Bridget the
Hoyt/Jessica/Jason history. Jason said
Hoyt believed it was love at first sight with Jessica, and they were amazing
together. Jason tells her how he screwed up by drinking from Jessica, and then
sleeping with her, then telling Hoyt all about it. Jason recalls Hoyt saying there
was something inside him that was missing and he would never have the kind of
relationship that he and Jessica had. Sadly, since Bridge just met Hoyt, she didn't realize met a guy who already
met the girl he was supposed to be with. Hoyt and Jessica belong together.
Bridget says, “oh come on, I’m going to teach you how not to have sex with
someone.” Lying on his
bed, they talk and share secrets.
Sookie isn’t
joining in the family dinner at Bellefleurs, and Arlene tells her about the
cougar Keith relationship. Sook tells her about infecting Bill with Hep-V. Sookie
asks “How do you do it? Keep moving on?” Arlene says it
helps when your husband comes in a death vision and tells you to move on, but
you just need to do it. Sookie admits that she held back from Alcide because she
hadn’t let go of Bill and it was unfair (NO SHIT!), and vows not to do that
again.
Bill answers the
door to find Eric, who tells Bill about his experience – wanting to die. Bill
says he is doing this for Sookie, and he needs to go so she can love someone
else and move on. Eric says that Bill needs to get over himself, and he needs
Sookie. It’s her light that pulls them in, just as she is pulled to their
darkness. Bill tells Eric about the
black child/void/death dream, and says he cannot give her anything but
darkness. Him dying will set her free.
Eric goes to Sookie and tells him Bill
wants to tell her why he’s choosing death. When Sookie says that none of it
makes sense, he says it will once Bill explains it to her. He takes her home.
Eric then goes to Fangtasia, telling Ginger they are finally gonna fuck. She
wants it on his throne. She gets all freaky and strattles him, he lets out his
fangs, and feds from her. She tells him she has Hep-V, and he says he’s immune.
He rips off her panties, and sits there while she rubs against him and makes
crazy wild animal calls. His look is priceless! Ginger gets in one good push (maybe
two) and falls back saying that was fantastic. This is hilarious! Did he even
take off his pants? Whip it out? Me thinks not.
I’m not sure what was more
amusing – her wild screams like a cat in heat followed by the overly dramatic
fall backwards, or Eric’s indifferent, bored look throughout it all.
Damn, how much
did that chair go for during the True Blood online auction?
At Fangtasia,
Newme/Sarah is taken out of the basement by Yakuza, and Pam tells her she is
“taking her back to blonde.” When she can’t get the foils on her hair, she
tells her:
“Listen up
twat-lips…” Bwah haa haa!!! Says she needs to not scream when she lets the gag
off her mouth. She then goes on…
Pam: “You remind
me of Mary”
Sarah/Newme: “Mary
Bethany?”
Pam: “OF the
whorehouse I use to run. She was much prettier than you ever were. You and her
were the same – if you play your cards right, you can be the highest paid
trollop in history.”
Mr. Gus asks
where Eric was at, while holding Pam under chains. Mr Gus asks if Eric was with
his fang-banger Sookie Stackhouse. Does she know about Sara? With each question
Eric doesn’t answer, a rope holding a wooden stake is dropped closer to Pam.
Eric confesses that Sookie knows about Sara, and Mr. Gus wants to know where
she lives.
Gah. I could
live without ever seeing Sookie again, but damn. I’m gonna miss Pam.
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