Willa is pissed!
Screaming at Pam because Eric left her. He sits on his throne and acknowledges
that he’s been a horrible maker for her. He also tells her he came back to find
her “step-mother” Sara Newlin. She’s crafty – makes a bargain that she will
tell what she knows if he releases her. Eric does without hesitation.
“It’s like getting kicked in the cooch by
a wallaby, isn’t it?”
Amber Mills, a vampire.
Sister to Sara. Amber is in Dallas. Off they go!
Ginger begs to
be taken with. Then begs Eric to have sexy times with her before he goes.
Ginger: Do you know what a sex slave is
without the sex?
Pam: A slave?
He doesn’t and
she latches onto his coffin screaming like a banshee. She’s coo-coo that one.
Eric shows up at
Ambers house to discover that she’s infected as well. She tells Eric her boyfriend
turned her, and once she did, Sara freaked and paid her off to stay in the
coffin while telling others that she was taken by vamps and disappeared.
Pam likes Amber.
Amber says that Sara has just arrived in Dallas, and went to mommy and daddy’s
place. Actually, at a gala where the rents are going to be located. Pam says
they’re going, Amber counters, nuh-uh, they only invite assholes. Eric, bless
his heart, says they can BE assholes. *swoon*
Eric and Pam get
cleaned up, each buying the other’s outfit. After getting Pam dressed in a pageant
worthy purple sequenced dress, Pam quips. “Oh.
My Gawd. I’m a Republicunt!” As Eric
is changing, pam cries that he’s Stage 2, and freaks out. He tells her “I’m gonna die Pam. You have to accept that.”
I’m with Pam – I’m not accepting of that AT ALL!
At the party, Eric is in a big ol’ ten gallon
hat and a bolero tie! In their best Pam and Eric Do Dallas duds, they hit that
fundraiser. While taking a potty break, Sara appears to her mother who asks her
“Have you lost your ever-lovin’ mind?”
Like a good southern mom, she asks “What have you done? Look at your hair!” She
says she can’t help her because “My daughter
is the monsters that created the monsters that are scaring everyone!” Sara
says she’s not a monster, she’s a Buddhist. Then confesses that the Yakuza are
after her. Eric finds daddy and asks
about Sara, just as the Yakuza people come in guns a blazin’! They start
shooting up the place, and kill pops when he says he doesn’t know where Sara is
at. Sara and her mama are running away with the Yakuza chasing them, mom gets
shot in the back, Sara rounds a corner only to be confronted by Eric. He picks
her up by the throat only to be distracted by the Yakuzas. He vamp speeds over
and kills them.
Lafayette goes
to Sookie to see how she’s holding up. She’s being a crybaby. Says the house
feels empty. Faye quips, well yah, Alcide was a big man and did take up a lot
of space. He takes care of her and tucks her into bed, saying he will be there
when she wakes up. He’s a doll. Can I have my own Lafayette?
Sookie wakes to the
sounds of banging, and fins that it’s Jackson packing up his son’s goods.
Lafayette has set up an entire spread. Sookie asks why there’s enough food to
feed the town on her table. Lafayette tells her it’s because the entire town
will be there – they’re throwing a party. She’s too sad to have a party. Faye
says “F-you to death, and hello to life”. Then he brings
out the big guns. “What would Tara Want?
What would Alcide want?” Hmm. Then Bill arrives carrying flowers for
Sookie. She invites him in while she goes up to put her face on for the
shindig.
Everyone’s grooving, even Bill is head bobbin’
while hanging at the fireplace. Holly and the girls are getting tanked.
Meanwhile, Bill has a flashback to his early days, where he learns that Lincoln
is going to war.
Making a toast, Jackson
says that Alcide died a hero. His righteous cause was fighting for Sookie apparently.
Lettie Mae shows up and Lafayette tries his best to drag her crazy ass out, but
Sook keeps her there. She goes on to say that Tara was also a hero, sacrificing
herself to save mama.
Jessica is
outside alone, and Andy comes out to check on her. She can’t go inside, and he
says she can’t keep torturing herself over the girls as it’s making it hard on
him as well. Life’s too short to be looking backwards. Andy is moving forward
and tells Jess he needs her help to do that. He asks her for a ring so he can
propose to Holly. Right now. Jessica asks Sookie for her gram’s ring. Andy
finds Holly downstairs and he tells her he doesn’t deserve a woman like her,
but he wants her anyway. She screams “YES!” and he says “um, I didn’t ask you
yet. You gotta let me ask.” Awwwww. So cute.
Arlene and Sook
have a heart-to-heart, and Arlene confides that she would often wear Terry’s
jacket after he died just to feel close to him. Later, Keith says hi to Arlene,
and Sookie asks him to tone down his sexy. He’s smitten with Arlene and says she’s
the most beautiful woman he’s seen in 300 years, and that he’ll see her in her
dreams. Purrrrrrr. She says she has to go make tinkle because she’s a human and
all! Fricken Arlene! She’s a hoot!
James and
Lafayette are having a deep conversation on the porch, and James confesses that
Jessica gives him just enough love and affection to keep him hooked to her.
Lafayette asks if James and Danny, his old army buddy were, you know, (insert obvious
hand gesture here) and James says yes. Well, now you know why Danny’s dad beat
the crap out of James. Lafayette makes his move and they start making out!
Later, Jessica
goes looking for James, and he’s outside getting busy with Lafayette in the
back of a car. He looks up and sees her and she screams at him and runs. He
says he’s sorry, she runs into the house and gets Jason to rescind his invite
into the home. Jason goes after Jessica, and James just wants to be alone.
Lafayette tells him “You know where I live.”
Lafayette
confronts Jessica and tells her he knows her man better than she does. When she
can’t answer key questions that Faye is asking, she realizes he may be right.
He gets in her face and states “Has it ever fucking occurred to you that maybe
I want a piece of happiness too?” He asks Jessica to let James go if she’s not
fully committed to him so that he can take over.
Jason tells
Jessica that he would have loved to put his granny’s ring on someone’s finger
someday, but not Violet’s. Jessica thinks he is sweet and kisses him. Then they
get semi-naked and get busy. I think she’s officially over James. Violet hears
them and goes upstairs and listens outside the door. She’s not happy.
Lettie Mae then
goes cray-cray and stabs Willa, saying Tara is trying to contact her from the
other side and only Willa’s blood can get Tara’s answers. Lafayette tells her
it’s not her drinking problem that makes people think she’s crazy. It’s the
fact she just stabbed someone.
Sams’s woman Nicole
freaks and says that everyone on this town is nuts, throwing a party when people
are dead, HVamps are running amuck, and all hell is breaking lose around them.
After everyone
has left, Sookie looks around and finds Alcide’s jacket on her bed. She puts it
on and crawls up reaching over to his now empty pillow. It’s really quite
emotional and sad. But dammit, it’s still her fault!
Bill flashbacks
continue to show him talking to his Caroline. He doesn’t want to fight. Tells
her she was his first and only true love. He vows to come back to her and the
children. He wakes in the bathtub, and goes out to see himself in the mirror –
and he’s infected too!
Fricken shit!
Now what? At
least no one else died in this episode, but is TB really going to kill off Eric
AND Bill in the same way? Is there no-one left in the end? We shall have to
wait and see…
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